“The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.” - Lewis CarrolOf all the birds, the hot pink flamingos are indisputably the biggest partiers. They guzzle down craft beer with those long necks like silly-straws and always, always look fabulous doing it. Let's go, show off a little!
“I'll continue to climb to try to reach the top, but no one knows where the top is!” - JiroIs it ok to love sushi, and dragons, but to also wonder how dragon-sushi would taste? How could that not be amazing? Come on, pick up a fiery dragon roll, with a little wasabi and soy sauce, too!
"Someone let T. Rex out of his pen / I'm afraid those things'll harm me / 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney!" - Weird Al YankovichEnough is enough! Why don’t I ever hear about what powerful legs I have? Or look at this freakin’ tail! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN MY TEETH?? Last I checked, long arms weren’t required to be Tyrant King of the Dinos, guy.
“A republic, if you can keep it.” - Benjamin FranklinHow long has that light been on? Time to take a look under the hood, America. Politics feels more than ever like we’re overdue for our regularly scheduled maintenance. Let’s get this baby into the shop before we drive it into the dirt, what do you say?
"No, try not - do, or do not, there is no try..." - Master Yoda There are many lessons on the path to becoming a Jedi Master, and some start right in your pants! Here’s a perfect balance, with the Razor Crest flying high and this little guy cruising low and slow. Catch this bounty of a shirt - great for you or The Child in your life!
"Until it is of age, or reunited with its own kind, you are as its father. This is the way." - The Armorer Against all odds, bounty hunters, mudhorns, and Imps, The Hunter and The Child have paired up vs. the whole galaxy! Fitting better than a brand new jetpack, grab a pair of shirts for your clan today!
"The Force is strong with this one." - Darth Vader Imperial means it's big and bad. Machine brewed on Mustafar from exotic fruits too valuable to disclose, this adult beverage is impressive, most impressive. Pour a tall one today and give your Star Destroyer a swerve.
"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs." - Han Solo A perfect mash-up parody shirt that you'll never want to Lego of! With the iconic logo of the classic space sets, but with added details of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy far, far away. It’s Original Trilogy all the way. Don't step on a design this sharp!
"Yub Nub!" - Wicket They're cute, they're cuddly, and they want to eat you alive! Escaped from the forest moon and staggering after you on their furry little legs, these little terrors are a whole new level of walking dead. Pick up these undead threads to stay one step ahead of them!
"I can't abide those Jawas. Disgusting creatures." - C-3PO The only thing scarier to a droid than being picked apart by scavenging little Jawas is being ravaged by one *giant* Jawa. You can almost hear the John Williams score as it rises from the depths, ion blaster in hand. To avoid a restraining bolt, you're gonna need a bigger boat!
Because you need to be camouflaged when you’re shooting a flamethrower…This flatbill style mens hat has a high profile crown, 98/2 cotton spandex six-panel construction, and an adjustable snapback enclosure. A great look for hunting bounties with your guild!
Take it back old-school, when only REBELS played 8-Bit! With an eye-catching off-center logo, this low-to-mid profile mens Flexfit hat rounds out perfectly with 6-panel construction. Find your perfect fit in three standard sizings. SM/MD (6 3/4-7 1/4) in. LG/XL (7 1/8-7 5/8) in. XL/XXL (7 5/8-7 7/8) in.
Major League Trooper, be a starting player even if you can’t shoot straight!This low-to-mid profile 6-panel mens hat is both stylish and comfortably fitted. Perfect for your next baseball game or trip to the detention level! Available in three standard Flexfit sizings: SM/MD (6 3/4-7 1/4) in.LG/XL (7 1/8-7 5/8) in.XL/XXL (7 5/8-7 7/8) in.
Be the envy of all your xenomorph hunting pals. Show your support for the Colonial Marines on their ill-fated trip to LV-426.This comfortably fitted low to mid profile 6-panel mens hat is, stylish and comes in three standard Flexfit sizings: SM/MD (6 3/4-7 1/4) in.LG/XL (7 1/8-7 5/8) in.XL/XXL (7 5/8-7 7/8) in.
If your going to swing for the fences swing like a JEDI!This professional grade fitted mens hat is ideal for both training droid or baseball practice. Featuring brushed twill and available in Navy Blue or Black and three Flexfit sizes:SM/MD (6 3/4-7 1/4) in.LG/XL (7 1/8-7 5/8) in.XL/XXL (7 5/8-7 7/8) in.
