“The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.” - Lewis CarrolOf all the birds, the hot pink flamingos are indisputably the biggest partiers. They guzzle down craft beer with those long necks like silly-straws and always, always look fabulous doing it. Let's go, show off a little!
“I'll continue to climb to try to reach the top, but no one knows where the top is!” - JiroIs it ok to love sushi, and dragons, but to also wonder how dragon-sushi would taste? How could that not be amazing? Come on, pick up a fiery dragon roll, with a little wasabi and soy sauce, too!
"Someone let T. Rex out of his pen / I'm afraid those things'll harm me / 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney!" - Weird Al YankovichEnough is enough! Why don’t I ever hear about what powerful legs I have? Or look at this freakin’ tail! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN MY TEETH?? Last I checked, long arms weren’t required to be Tyrant King of the Dinos, guy.
“A republic, if you can keep it.” - Benjamin FranklinHow long has that light been on? Time to take a look under the hood, America. Politics feels more than ever like we’re overdue for our regularly scheduled maintenance. Let’s get this baby into the shop before we drive it into the dirt, what do you say?
"No, try not - do, or do not, there is no try..." - Master Yoda There are many lessons on the path to becoming a Jedi Master, and some start right in your pants! Here’s a perfect balance, with the Razor Crest flying high and this little guy cruising low and slow. Catch this bounty of a shirt - great for you or The Child in your life!
"Until it is of age, or reunited with its own kind, you are as its father. This is the way." - The Armorer Against all odds, bounty hunters, mudhorns, and Imps, The Hunter and The Child have paired up vs. the whole galaxy! Fitting better than a brand new jetpack, grab a pair of shirts for your clan today!