"No, try not - do, or do not, there is no try..." - Master Yoda There are many lessons on the path to becoming a Jedi Master, and some start right in your pants! Here’s a perfect balance, with the Razor Crest flying high and this little guy cruising low and slow. Catch this bounty of a shirt - great for you or The Child in your life!
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han Solo It's a world of blaster rifles, but you're happier with a DL-44 in your hand. Everyone else has armor or flowing robes, but look at you swaggering around in a space-vest! You're a Major League Scoundrel, and you're going to love this. We know.
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You've graduated from the triple-A farm teams, cadet. You're now a Major League Trooper! The perfect fit to wear under plastoid composit armor. Soft and smooth, it never gets in the way of blaster target practice. Which is something you're going to need a whole lot of...
"The line is drawn here! This far -- no farther!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard Ideal for you or your Number One, this shirt is ready for an Encounter at Farpoint, or anywhere else in the universe. Keeping you cool and comfortable from impulse drive to warp speed. Let’s make sure history never forgets the name ‘Enterprise.’ Engage!
You don't have to be fluent in Jawaese trade language to appreciate the sick beats coming from DJ UNTINNI. Brown robes flowin' and hot wax throwin', all this little superstar needs is a couple of droids to bring you the truth! Grab a shirt and we'll see you at the next show!
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!" - The Dude Perfect for the God of Thunder whether you're off avenger - ing or takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Laid back, low-key (Loki?) and smooth as a White Russian, this tee really ties the room together. Pick yours up and call down the lightning today!
"I see you've managed to get your shirt off." - Alexander Dane By Grabthar's Hammer, this is one good-looking tee! Super smooth and soft in Galaxy Quest purple, this is the perfect shirt for your next convention, or an adventure across the galaxy. Show them you're serious about the craft, and Never give up, never surrender!
“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. “Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here!”Get mad at it and follow this glow-in-the-dark design down the rabbit hole today!
"OH YEAAAH!" - The Kool-Aid ManBreaking through the 4th wall with a mouth that never stops, this is the perfect tee for when daddy needs to express some rage. Dual-weilding katana swords and ready to turn the bad guys a nice, bright red, this shirt keeps the wisecracks coming! Let's hope the bad guys are wearing their brown pants...