"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs." - Han Solo A perfect mash-up parody shirt that you'll never want to Lego of! With the iconic logo of the classic space sets, but with added details of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy far, far away. It’s Original Trilogy all the way. Don't step on a design this sharp!
"Until it is of age, or reunited with its own kind, you are as its father. This is the way." - The Armorer Against all odds, bounty hunters, mudhorns, and Imps, The Hunter and The Child have paired up vs. the whole galaxy! Fitting better than a brand new jetpack, grab a pair of shirts for your clan today!
"We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!" - Jefe With your superior intellect and education, you clearly know what it means to have a plethora. El Guapo Tequila is made with an absolute plethora of agave. Pick up a shirt for your amigos today, you handsome devil!
"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!" - Luke Skywalker All that lasersword practice on training remotes has paid off! Your hero's journey has brought you from a force-sensitive moisture farmer to a full-fledged Jedi Knight. With this tee you're bringing balance to the force, and looking good doing it!
'He's no good to me dead." - Boba Fett Cooler than a rocket pack that actually fires a missile, this tee is as clean and crisp as the baddest bounty hunter in the galaxy! Don't let it be lost to the sarlacc, grab yours today!
"Beep boop bop!" - R2-D2 For those about to rock this tee, we salute you. We're celebrating everyone's favorite astromech droid on his tour around a galaxy far, far away. There may be no shows in your system, but you can still rock the official merch! Get yours today!
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense. Never for attack." - Master Yoda And of course, knowing is half the battle! Though battle often involves attacking, so there might be some grey area there. Two worlds collide in this awesome blend of iconic properties. Guaranteed to catch looks as people recognize the layout, and then get the reference. Yo, Joe!
"Look, over there. Stop him!" - Imperial Scout Trooper After a long speeder bike ride through the redwoods, nothing warms you up inside like Imperial Biker Stout. This brew is dark and malty with just the right amount (but not too much!) of blaster armor to it. So pour yourself a nice, tall glass of this original trilogy fan-favorite, and try not to worry too much about those teddy bears with spears...
"Bring ’em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneakin’ around!” - Han Solo Half NASA meatball insignia, half Star Wars scoundrel, all awesome. Suit up and get ready to explore the solar system or the whole galaxy far, far away!