"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!" - Luke Skywalker All that lasersword practice on training remotes has paid off! Your hero's journey has brought you from a force-sensitive moisture farmer to a full-fledged Jedi Knight. With this tee you're bringing balance to the force, and looking good doing it!
'He's no good to me dead." - Boba Fett Cooler than a rocket pack that actually fires a missile, this tee is as clean and crisp as the baddest bounty hunter in the galaxy! Don't let it be lost to the sarlacc, grab yours today!
"Beep boop bop!" - R2-D2 For those about to rock this tee, we salute you. We're celebrating everyone's favorite astromech droid on his tour around a galaxy far, far away. There may be no shows in your system, but you can still rock the official merch! Get yours today!
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense. Never for attack." - Master Yoda And of course, knowing is half the battle! Though battle often involves attacking, so there might be some grey area there. Two worlds collide in this awesome blend of iconic properties. Guaranteed to catch looks as people recognize the layout, and then get the reference. Yo, Joe!
"Look, over there. Stop him!" - Imperial Scout Trooper After a long speeder bike ride through the redwoods, nothing warms you up inside like Imperial Biker Stout. This brew is dark and malty with just the right amount (but not too much!) of blaster armor to it. So pour yourself a nice, tall glass of this original trilogy fan-favorite, and try not to worry too much about those teddy bears with spears...
"Bring ’em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneakin’ around!” - Han Solo Half NASA meatball insignia, half Star Wars scoundrel, all awesome. Suit up and get ready to explore the solar system or the whole galaxy far, far away!
"No, try not - do, or do not, there is no try..." - Master Yoda There are many lessons on the path to becoming a Jedi Master, and some start right in your pants! Here’s a perfect balance, with the Razor Crest flying high and this little guy cruising low and slow. Catch this bounty of a shirt - great for you or The Child in your life!
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han Solo It's a world of blaster rifles, but you're happier with a DL-44 in your hand. Everyone else has armor or flowing robes, but look at you swaggering around in a space-vest! You're a Major League Scoundrel, and you're going to love this. We know.
This *is* the shirt you're looking for! You've graduated from the triple-A farm teams, cadet. You're now a Major League Trooper! The perfect fit to wear under plastoid composit armor. Soft and smooth, it never gets in the way of blaster target practice. Which is something you're going to need a whole lot of...
