"The Force is strong with this one." - Darth Vader Imperial means it's big and bad. Machine brewed on Mustafar from exotic fruits too valuable to disclose, this adult beverage is impressive, most impressive. Pour a tall one today and give your Star Destroyer a swerve.
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“A republic, if you can keep it.” - Benjamin FranklinHow long has that light been on? Time to take a look under the hood, America. Politics feels more than ever like we’re overdue for our regularly scheduled maintenance. Let’s get this baby into the shop before we drive it into the dirt, what do you say?
"I can't abide those Jawas. Disgusting creatures." - C-3PO The only thing scarier to a droid than being picked apart by scavenging little Jawas is being ravaged by one *giant* Jawa. You can almost hear the John Williams score as it rises from the depths, ion blaster in hand. To avoid a restraining bolt, you're gonna need a bigger boat!
"Lock S-foils in attack position!" - Red Leader Whether you were the cool kid with the latest console, or you were always stuck as Player 2, let this retro gaming mash-up indulge your inner rebel. Instantly recognizable, but with an X-wing surprise you won't find anywhere else, this new take on a classic design always stays on target. Grab yours today and deliver a proton torpedo right up the Empire's exhaust port!
"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs." - Han Solo A perfect mash-up parody shirt that you'll never want to Lego of! With the iconic logo of the classic space sets, but with added details of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy far, far away. It’s Original Trilogy all the way. Don't step on a design this sharp!
"Until it is of age, or reunited with its own kind, you are as its father. This is the way." - The Armorer Against all odds, bounty hunters, mudhorns, and Imps, The Hunter and The Child have paired up vs. the whole galaxy! Fitting better than a brand new jetpack, grab a pair of shirts for your clan today!
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