"The Force is strong with this one." - Darth Vader Imperial means it's big and bad. Machine brewed on Mustafar from exotic fruits too valuable to disclose, this adult beverage is impressive, most impressive. Pour a tall one today and give your Star Destroyer a swerve.
"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs." - Han Solo A perfect mash-up parody shirt that you'll never want to Lego of! With the iconic logo of the classic space sets, but with added details of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy far, far away. It’s Original Trilogy all the way. Don't step on a design this sharp!
"Yub Nub!" - Wicket They're cute, they're cuddly, and they want to eat you alive! Escaped from the forest moon and staggering after you on their furry little legs, these little terrors are a whole new level of walking dead. Pick up these undead threads to stay one step ahead of them!
"I can't abide those Jawas. Disgusting creatures." - C-3PO The only thing scarier to a droid than being picked apart by scavenging little Jawas is being ravaged by one *giant* Jawa. You can almost hear the John Williams score as it rises from the depths, ion blaster in hand. To avoid a restraining bolt, you're gonna need a bigger boat!
"Lock S-foils in attack position!" - Red Leader Whether you were the cool kid with the latest console, or you were always stuck as Player 2, let this retro gaming mash-up indulge your inner rebel. Instantly recognizable, but with an X-wing surprise you won't find anywhere else, this new take on a classic design always stays on target. Grab yours today and deliver a proton torpedo right up the Empire's exhaust port!
"We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!" - Jefe With your superior intellect and education, you clearly know what it means to have a plethora. El Guapo Tequila is made with an absolute plethora of agave. Pick up a shirt for your amigos today, you handsome devil!
"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!" - Luke Skywalker All that lasersword practice on training remotes has paid off! Your hero's journey has brought you from a force-sensitive moisture farmer to a full-fledged Jedi Knight. With this tee you're bringing balance to the force, and looking good doing it!
'He's no good to me dead." - Boba Fett Cooler than a rocket pack that actually fires a missile, this tee is as clean and crisp as the baddest bounty hunter in the galaxy! Don't let it be lost to the sarlacc, grab yours today!
"Beep boop bop!" - R2-D2 For those about to rock this tee, we salute you. We're celebrating everyone's favorite astromech droid on his tour around a galaxy far, far away. There may be no shows in your system, but you can still rock the official merch! Get yours today!
