"The Force is strong with this one." - Darth Vader Imperial means it's big and bad. Machine brewed on Mustafar from exotic fruits too valuable to disclose, this adult beverage is impressive, most impressive. Pour a tall one today and give your Star Destroyer a swerve.
"Lock S-foils in attack position!" - Red Leader Whether you were the cool kid with the latest console, or you were always stuck as Player 2, let this retro gaming mash-up indulge your inner rebel. Instantly recognizable, but with an X-wing surprise you won't find anywhere else, this new take on a classic design always stays on target. Grab yours today and deliver a proton torpedo right up the Empire's exhaust port!
"Bring ’em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneakin’ around!” - Han Solo Half NASA meatball insignia, half Star Wars scoundrel, all awesome. Suit up and get ready to explore the solar system or the whole galaxy far, far away!
"Yub Nub!" - Wicket They're cute, they're cuddly, and they want to eat you alive! Escaped from the forest moon and staggering after you on their furry little legs, these little terrors are a whole new level of walking dead. Pick up these undead threads to stay one step ahead of them!
"I can't abide those Jawas. Disgusting creatures." - C-3PO The only thing scarier to a droid than being picked apart by scavenging little Jawas is being ravaged by one *giant* Jawa. You can almost hear the John Williams score as it rises from the depths, ion blaster in hand. To avoid a restraining bolt, you're gonna need a bigger boat!
"Look, over there. Stop him!" - Imperial Scout Trooper After a long speeder bike ride through the redwoods, nothing warms you up inside like Imperial Biker Stout. This brew is dark and malty with just the right amount (but not too much!) of blaster armor to it. So pour yourself a nice, tall glass of this original trilogy fan-favorite, and try not to worry too much about those teddy bears with spears...
"Beep boop bop!" - R2-D2 For those about to rock this tee, we salute you. We're celebrating everyone's favorite astromech droid on his tour around a galaxy far, far away. There may be no shows in your system, but you can still rock the official merch! Get yours today!
"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!" - Luke Skywalker All that lasersword practice on training remotes has paid off! Your hero's journey has brought you from a force-sensitive moisture farmer to a full-fledged Jedi Knight. With this tee you're bringing balance to the force, and looking good doing it!
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han Solo It's a world of blaster rifles, but you're happier with a DL-44 in your hand. Everyone else has armor or flowing robes, but look at you swaggering around in a space-vest! You're a Major League Scoundrel, and you're going to love this. We know.
