RedBeard’s Profile

Tell us a little about yourself.

In the beginning, RedBeard was merely an intangible mass of cosmic gases, until the day all was in grave danger. That is when the gods saw fit to have him forged with Thor’s mighty hammer into a man that could fight giant Martian Crocodiles with one arm, break bricks with a glare and stop a supernova with his beard. For eons he has fought the evils of the universe atop his trusty space mastodon. Now he is retired, writing stories, creating art and other stuff.

If you were a sea creature, what would you be and why?

The Ray Harryhausen Kraken. Why? Because its the Ray Harryhausen Kraken.

  Who was your favorite comic book character as a kid?

I remember liking Sabertooth a lot. Ice man as well.

    What theme song do you know all the words to?


  When do you find yourself at your most creative? 

In the shower, my body inspires me.

  Oddest thing you've drawn for yourself or someone else?

I did a commission for a lady who wanted a zombie portrait of herself eating her zombie baby.

  What was your first job?  

Selling crap at the mall.

    Have you always wanted to be an artist?

Anyone who wants to be an artist needs to get there head looked at. I'm' just one of many born with the a werewolf baby or something.

  The moment you knew you were officially a professional artist was when…..

My work was printed/published by a publisher and was put in stores across America. Well... some stores. ;)

  You and one other person on a deserted island, who is it?

Bear Grylls. he would be my best chance to get off of the island.

  What super power would you have?


    Harshest critique? 

My left side is my good side... I really like my right.

  If you were not an artist, what would you be?

A Writer. I know this because I am currently both.


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